This is my first blog entry so I decided to talk about my honest gym experiences this stuff might not be politically correct but oh well. I been in the gym working out for years and I have always wondered about some of the things that go on there. First off, what's up with the guys with their little brothers tank on? These guys come in and make and insane amount of noise with the weights they shoulder press 30lbs then drop them on the floor as if they just pressed the 100s. Oh, I guess this makes people say man they sure are strong! They make all kinds grunting noises while lifting the 30's. I guess this is some kind of beckin call that draws other guys to the gym. After they finish their set, they walk around in circles looking in the mirror to see if their deltoids grew from that set. It's funny because I always hear one of them saying "dude your getting freakin huge dude, are you carbing up?" After their session is over they never unrack their weights. Oh and lets not forget they always have to have the conversation which goes something like this, " Hey dude see the big dude over there I know he's juicing." Have you seen these tough guys?
I always run into the mirror junkies, you know the ones who come in just to touch up their deltoids or their biceps. They look in the mirror and say to themselves "yea" you know who they are because they always come in with something tight on that allows there tiny biceps to be squeezed out to be noticed. The women also come in usually in halter-tops showing their abs, but most of the time they are in desperate need of some glute work. They can be seen doing reps of 200 with the 2pounders and breathing real hard after each set. Their intensity inspires really inspires me....NOT..LOL...
This one is kind of awkward but I guess I will share it anyway. What is up with the guy in the locker room that sits there for and hour getting dressed and undressed trying to sneak a peak at other guys .?...?.. You know him, his the one who puts the towel around himself, and pulls his skivy's down underneath of the towel. This guy sometimes makes conversation, but beware, because if the locker room has mirrors then this guy know all the best angles that he can sneak a good peak at .?.,?. This guy can often be spotted in the sauna or steam room waiting for...can you say "preditor". Have you seen this guy?
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haha so so true....the only thing I'de have to add is the chics that wear super tight bicycle pants that gives them a camel toe.....so not attractive and even though you know you shouldn't be looking......it's horrible because you always catch yourself taking a peak...ugh
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